Support the fabulously wealthy! Help destroy democracy!

Brian Wed, 2019-09-04 04:05
Washington Post: Democracy dies in darkness—That's why we spread so much of it!

A one-time opportunity!

Support the Oligarchy, the CIA, and the nation's biggest, most entitled U.S. billionaire with one t-shirt!! Show the world your unquestioning loyalty to the wealthy and powerful.

Fabulous offer! Only $45. ($30 if you don't mind your taxes being audited, unlike Jeff Bezos's.)

Maybe I ought to go into t-shirt design ... Nah, my slogans are always too long.

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P.S. One of my (best) critics suggested to me that the Koch brothers were just as oligarchical, and even better exemplars of environment-despoliation, than Mr Bezos. Fair enough, I thought. See photo below.

T-shirt: Things go better with Koch (with oil despoliation of somewhere)