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To Challenge "Anti-semitism" Fanatics

Brian Thu, 2019-07-11 10:48

In light of the current maelstrom in the U.K. over the complete falsehoods about "anti-semitism" in the Labour Party, just for fun I think there ought to be a contest. The challenge would be to come up with a statement that is not at all anti-semitic (or, more properly, Judeophobic), but ...

True Meaning of July 4th

Brian Thu, 2019-07-04 15:38

And now, a word from our sponsors!

America—Land of the ambitious

Brian Mon, 2019-07-01 17:44

It's America, little girl! You can be anything you want to be; why, you might even be President some day!

Oligarchy—Good enough for me!

Brian Sun, 2019-06-30 17:32

Always trying to be helpful, I've created a special lapel button for people who'll vote for the DNC-designated candidate, who can barely wait for the DNC to pick a POTUS candidate for them.

Canada and Israel, Shared Values, Free Gifts!

Brian Fri, 2019-05-31 17:01

It's April, as the Canadian Senate is getting ready to rubber-stamp Bill C-85, the Canada-Israel Free Trade Agreement Implementation Act. Canadian PM/Official Zionist Bootlicker Justin Trudeau gets a visit in Quebec from Israel's President Rueben Rivlin.

Reference: Canada’s updated trade agreement with Israel violates international law

CIJA: Centre for Israel and Jewish Affairs

Whole Lotta Foofraw about Nothing

Brian Wed, 2019-05-22 00:00

The latest bout of bloviating, hyperventilating, lunatic raving about the "malign behaviour" of Iran is based on—literally—nothing!

While Trump et al are apoplectic based on some "intelligence" they've got from Mossad about Iranian intentions, news medium AXIOS actually quoted that "intelligence."

For Canada, it's not the Oil, it's the Gold

Brian Fri, 2019-05-03 00:00

Though Venezuela's "president" Guano can hardly scare up enough supporters to take over a coffee shop, Canada's "leaders" are right there with him. What's in it for us Canadians, eh?

Ontario Vanity Licence Plates Totally for Tory Voters!

Brian Tue, 2019-04-23 18:55

Ontario is modernizing its tired, old "Yours to Discover" licence plate slogan. To the kind of citizen who'd vote for Doug Ford as Premier, it's a bit too, well, goody two-shoes. Tory voters want Ford to kick our arses, we nasty, selfish consumers of "free stuff" preventing everyone from having lower taxes. Apparently, "Open for Business" is more like it.

I've suggested that they might want to consider cashing in on a possible craze for even more pointed slogans, vanity plates that Tory voters might just be prepared to pay for...

Happy belated Pesach to the World Jewish Congress!

Brian Mon, 2019-04-22 22:02

One of the US's first female Muslim Congressional representatives, Rashida Tlaib of Detroit, sent a Pesach (Passover) greeting to all those celebrating that festival, but—O! My God!—it had the wrong kind of bread in it!

Can you imagine the perfidy! How dare she?

That Ilhan Omar! She's ON to Something!

Brian Thu, 2019-03-07 07:09

(US Representative Ilhan Omar, the first female Muslim ever to be elected to the US Congress, is in a heap of trouble over her statement of the bleedingly obvious—that donations to Congresspeople from the American Israel Political Action Committee influence their views on Israel in Congressional votes. Perish the thought!)