Ontario Vanity Licence Plates Totally for Tory Voters!

Brian Tue, 2019-04-23 18:55

Ontario is modernizing its tired, old "Yours to Discover" licence plate slogan. To the kind of citizen who'd vote for Doug Ford as Premier, it's a bit too, well, goody two-shoes. Tory voters want Ford to kick our arses, we nasty, selfish consumers of "free stuff" preventing everyone from having lower taxes. Apparently, "Open for Business" is more like it.

I've suggested that they might want to consider cashing in on a possible craze for even more pointed slogans, vanity plates that Tory voters might just be prepared to pay for...

"Yours? No way, loser" "MAGA North" "Yours for Buckabeer" "Social Services? Socialism!" "Disabled? Yer on yer Own!" "Books R 4 Bonfires" "Art--Goes with Furniture" "Environment Schmenvironment"